Sunday, May 31, 2015

The Unspoken Words!

Love pure and transparent
In the spring well of it, I drown
Many times there's an offer of help
To stop the struggle of trashing
But I chose to live a minute with you
Than a thousand years without you
Your smile is the shock wave of focus
Your touch evoke thousands butterfly dance
The flow of the ocean cease
With one look from you

Saturday, May 30, 2015

Preachers Question: Who Did You Have Sex With?

I have listened to many preachers over the years, talk about bond people share during sex. Their explicit explanation on ties between two people during and after the act. Whoever a man/woman sleeps with, a part of her/him is left behind with her/his partner. In essence, as the numbers of partner increases, so is the leftover or collection.

Friday, May 29, 2015

LOL! Ways to Never Break the Law in this New Regime.

Lol! This comprehension was found in a primary 6 pupils mock exam question paper, which suggested how to be a law abiding citizen. Especially in this new dispensation. Read comprehension below.

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Hey Gentleman! Five Ladies You Must Never Date.

If you haven't read "Hey Lady! Five Guys You Must Never Date" then you need to check our archive.  And the single gentlemen get to be guided too hehehe!

1) The Intelligent Lady......she knows everything from rocket science to arts. She corrects your grammar in public and jumps in before you have a chance to finish your statement. She is always like "Bae let me handle it." The only thing bigger than her brain is her massive ego. Guys run o babes like this never take corrections except you are willing to play Mr Ibu to your Einstein girlfriend

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Judge Between Me and My Money Bag Abi na Maga According to Kcee.

Lol! Some people do have a way of making blogging quite interesting. This message should have you ROTFL.

I have to write this in pidgin English because of the confused state I am right now. I don't want grammar that will scatter peoples head. Imagine; person go dey e own jejelyjejeli dey manage e life as e see am. Na ee man go come dey run he mouth "baby, I love you; I wanna beautify your life; turn your world around." The man kuokuoma fine and he dey single. What do you expect? Abi e get who nor like better thing?

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Children's Day Celebration Came Quite Early For Some Children.

It was a fun filled day withe pupils of Ayomanor primary school in Sapele, Delta State in their first Inter-house intellectual competition under the distinguished chairmanship of Mr. Sunday Asagba. The various activities were debate, quiz, dance, drama, Bible recitation and  of course catching the Ayomanor line lol! The children performed excellently  for a public/government school.

Monday, May 25, 2015

What's Colour Got to do With it?

Its no more news that dark skinned ladies are now an "endangered species." You don't believe me, well then go to any cosmetic store and look at the pack then tell me what you see!! Its a light skinned girl on almost any beauty product. Calling a girl dark now has become an insult, I once told a friend that she was looking dark and she stared at me like I threw juice on her  face.

Surviving Skills When You Hate Your Job.

We live in a country were I've come to understand; getting a job is like searching for a grain of rice mixed with a basket of beans. So, when one is able to secure one, its accepted without giving a thought to ones dream, passion or ability. There will always be a way to survive, so long, you'll be able to earn a living. Some believe, they'll take the job as a means to an end. But year after year, nothing seems to happen and they realised they are stuck. There's no time to search for a better option and one can't afford to resign. Afterall, our elders says "a bird in hand is better than hundred in the bush." And I wonder sometimes the ratio of people that love their jobs against the ones that hate their jobs. I believe there will be more wishing they're working in any other place than where they are now. Job satisfaction is a long road to travel. But then, having a job is a better bargain than being jobless. So, how do you survive when you hate your job?

Measuring Your Worth by Work!

It is another week and the hustling and bustling to make a living begins. And this time it is exceptionally difficult as a result of the fuel scarcity. But work we must! Our input in it will determine how we will excel. Hate or love your job, you must set a target to excel because that will define your worth and success. What you will be known for.

Psychology Jon Johnson points out  the differences between mere success and excellence: Success bases our worth on a comparison with others, excellence measures us against our own potential. Success grant its reward to the few but its dream of the multitude. Excellence is available to all living beings, but is accepted only by few.

Sunday, May 24, 2015

Irony of Life: The Hide and Seek Game Played by Pregnant Celebrities and Nigeria Women Lol!

I have thought over this for sometime now and still can't get the drift. Why most Nigeria women tend to hide their pregnancy during the period of 9months. They no longer use full display picture on whatever social network they use, just the half part of their upper body #smiles. Then, you suddenly get an invitation for baby naming ceremony and you begin to wonder if the pregnancy developed over night and the delivery that same night.  I guess civilization nor gree remove the fear of Them flying individuals, abi na me dey think too far?? Anyway here's the comparism between a pregnant celebrity and the ordinary Nigeria woman.

Gentlemen: How to Know When You are a Substitute Boyfriend.

In today's relationship it is very difficult to decide who break hearts more. Generally; for every one person who experiences heartbreak tend to seek to break 2 or more persons heart in return. Vengeance game being played by ladies and guys. The realization dawned that all men or ladies aren't the same. Don't ask me where the research was conducted lol! Because if you're a man you've applied the method as a means of punishing the female folks hehehe.....Well, gentlemen let's help you with means on how to spot ladies that are ready to take you to the cleaners.

Change of Blog address to onopinkjournal.blogspot.com

We all know the only constant thing in life is change. And for the past few months that this blog has being up, it has been an honour to have you visit, read and comment sometimes on the various articles posted here. But most of you had a complain about the difficulty in remembering the blog address. And we take you quite seriously and wish to still keep Inspiring you through our information. So, the new blog address is www.onopinkjournal.blogspot.com. We hope to have you visit more often. From the entire crew; Thank you and cheers!

The Run From Life Trials!

Focus: Trying to avoid trials is like changing schools in hopes of avoiding a test you don't want to take. But the next school will have test too, probably harder than the ones you left.

Yes! In life, we all make mistakes, terrible ones that could/should bring our world crumbling down. But God certainly can use that mistake to teach us, if we just allow ourselves to be teachable. Well, that's not the focus this morning, so, let's delve back to "the run from life trials."
Some of our trials just come from living. "Things aren't going right. Usually it's not one big thing but a lot of little things. We encounter physical, financial, emotional or relational trials that knocks us for a loop. Peter calls this 'the trial of Faith.

Saturday, May 23, 2015

A Woman at 65years Gives Birth to Quadruplets.

 Annegret Raunigk with her 13 children 2005
 A 65 year old Germany woman decided to have more children by implantation of fertilized eggs against all medical warnings because of her age, because her youngest child wanted a younger sibling. I wonder what will happen when she is 80years old and her present babies choose to have a younger sibling too? Hehehe!

Sand Dust Dance.


The eve of the night
The shadow of a light
The moon great height
The death of a dark night

Friday, May 22, 2015

Single Ladies! Before the Ring is on the Finger, Ring this into Your Heart.

All my ladies that understand their role as ladies and expect their men to threat them such should get in here hehehe! Let's rub minds together.

We've been informed long ago, that marital problems come from the way a lady handles the home. We are the home maker/builder, men are just the field workers. So, if any marriage hits the rock, the lady is apportion a large chunk of the blame. Come on! Don't frown at me, its the take of man and the entire society/generation we belong. Well, not doubting the fact that ladies are doing their best to let the men know it isn't proper any more to leave the whole work for them but that's not the bone of contention today.

Friday.com Light Note: Edet Family and Scientists Greatest Discovery.

And the years gone by Lol!

The Man Who Lost $14 Billion in One Day

This is a post written by for The Wall Street Journal. And I decided to share because within a short period of time, he has worked hard to resuscitate his companies and not having a rope hanging around his neck. Also, to think that; disasters less than this has led to many suicidal death amongst humans. Read Article below.

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Lol! The Things People can do in Lagos Traffic.

Lol! And I was thinking to do all that will take years...... 

Being Real is the Truth Hidden in Every Lie.

Some years ago I read about  what Marybeth Whalen wrote: 'The painters painted the wall leading downstairs....A week later I discovered while the wall had been repainted, the habits hadn't changed. The kids still were dragging their dirty hands behind them, making what was white and clean, grey and dirty. Like that wall, if I'm not careful I can cover up what's there; wear the Christian t shirt, carry my Bible, smile like everything is great, and talk a good game about my walk with the Lord. But deep inside the ugly old habits are... waiting to be revealed the moment  life gets messy. I can become the modern day Pharisee who focuses on the white wash and ignore the dirty stuffs underneath.

How True is This? The Most Wicked People in the World are Religious People! Says a Prominent Man of God.

I was listening to a prominent man of God recently (please I'm withholding  the name because I want you to think upon this sincerely without being bias) talk about the spread of the gospel of Jesus when he said "the most wicked people in the world are religious people." These are people that believe in God yet, do not understand the true nature of God. His unconditional show of love for man. If they do, there will be less sufferings in this world. Do you agree with this?

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Wednesday, May 20, 2015

I Wished for my Mother-in-law Death and it was Granted But the Family Got to Hear About my Wish.

Hmmm! I really don't know what we will wake up to each day that will become trending.  Well, some ladies are wishing to marry motherless husband these days,  forgetting they've got brothers and someone will marry them and probably wish for their mother's death. Anyway, I hope someone will learn from this post.

I know the first question you may ask upon reading the title may be what kind of woman am I? Just to clear the air, I'm not an evil person nor am I diabolic. I won't even give any thought to juju (jazz) in any way. What happened was just a spur of the moment wish after all the troubles my mother-in-law did put me through. I didn't even know there are  forces that will manipulate my wish. Between me and her it was "Agnes why did you do this or that to my son or with my son belongings?" As if they are not mine too or "When did you do this; where did that happened?" Nothing I do seems right.

Absolutely Hilarious Mid-Week Jest! Lol!!



Lol! found this on Instagram and thought to share. This man abi boy just made me remember Fela Kuti song " I nor bi gentleman at all" Lol!

A Legend: Prime the Pump.

Legend has it that a man was lost in the desert, dying for water. He came upon a shack and saw a rusty old water pump. He stumbled over to it, grabbed the handle and began to pump up and down. But nothing came out. Then he noticed a nearby jug with these words 'My friend, you have to prime the pump with the water in the jug. P.S. Be sure to fill the jug again before you leave.' As he popped the cork, suddenly he was faced with a decision. If he drank the water he could live. But if he poured it into the old rusty pump, maybe it would yield from down deep in the well all the water he wanted later.

Monday, May 18, 2015

Hey Lady! Five Guys You Must Never Date.

The topic sounds cliche right but just spare me a moment or two...................
1) The Rich Guy-----Forget all you know about been 'Rich.' This is the kind of brother that drives a range rover and a Venza and yet stays in two bedroom apartment, where he owes rent, spends hundreds of thousand on exotic wines and gourmet meals and yet his freezer is always empty. Babes!run o!This guy has no retirement plan or savings, its only a matter of time before he becomes as poor as Lazarus

Sunday, May 17, 2015

When Love Gets Tough and Toxic!

What do you do when love becomes toxic? When the person keeps doing the same thing over and over again despite all the promises made? Loving someone doesn't mean excusing his/her behaviour.To what extent will abuse get to before you realize love isn't just love anymore but poison which may slowly kill you unless refined.

Saturday, May 16, 2015

Oshiomole's Wedding: Nigerians Raised Brows Comments

Yesterday day was a remarkable day in Edo State State as their Governor Adam Oshiomole Re -  marries. Lots of questions and brows were raised, as many even I observed the contrast in age and otherwise. And some persons had somethings to say; both the good, bad and ugly but mainly the bad. Here we go;

ISIS Top Leader Killed in US Army Raid in Syria.

The irony of life today is: It becomes a thing of Joy to the world at large when some persons die. That's what it was as the US army killed a top ISIS Leader Salafi cleric Mohammed al-Shalabi, 48, widely known as Abu Sayyaf inside Syria Friday night: Read below the Statement released from the White house.

Friday, May 15, 2015

Congratulations to Comrade Oshiomole's and Lala as they say "I DO"

The Edo state governor and his beautiful Ethiopian lady got married today at Etsako West Local Government Registry Auchi. This is happening  five years after the comrade lost  his first wife to cancer.  All my Nigeria ladies I wonder where you all were hiding when this pretty foreigner captured one of our most eligible bachelor.If na tafia una for sabi am.

LOl! Lets Begin the Weekend on a Lighter Note: Teacher Vs Nursery 3 Pupils.

This is a conversation that took place between a teacher and nursery 3 pupils during the learning process
Teacher: There are many things that can contaminate water, like urine (your wewe). Can anyone tell me any other thing.
Pupil: Pupu
Teacher: That's faeces

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Huge Crowd Ready to SHOPRITE as the Warri Branch Opens.

Top Africa leading super market chain opened today opposite the Effurun Garden park in Warri, Delta State. There was a huge turn up of residents ready to Shoprite. People were sticking to each other, pushing and shoving to find their way round the shopping mall. This opening marks the total numbers of shoprite outlet all over the Nation to 12. And of course more are in line.

The Intoxicating 'Rum' in Every 'Rumour' in Entertainment World.

"Hey ! Have you heard this or that happened or it is going to happen or done or will be done by......" or "she/he/they did and didn't do this or that" has become incurable disease amongst humans, directly or indirectly; intentionally or unintentionally consumed by all.

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Revealed: What You didn't Know About oil&Gas Vessels Purchase.

An epistle written in pidgin English by our very own Sapele Oghenek to congratulate one of our Sapele born Hon. Godwin Ebosa who newly acquired an oil vessel built in Holland (Amsterdam)and presently sailing to Nigeria after passing all triers on sea.

STAND UP FOR HON. GODWIN EBOSA.
Crude oil na wetin dem dey pump commot from ground for the Middle East (e.g., Saudi Arabian Arab Light), West Africa (e.g., Nigerian Bonny Light), the Americas, and Asia (Russia),dey pump deir own into ships wen dem dey call tankers, and dem go cum sail am across the ocean to oil refineries for the Delaware River,so that dem go fit refine am wella.

Monday, May 11, 2015

And the World Needs Bail!

Everyday, we wake up to read or hear one, two or more heartrending stories of the atrocities/disasters going on around the world and the ills of man against man. And we wonder how we got here. A dear brother spilling another blood; a sister spear heading the ruin of another; a man passing judgment on another, you'll say its a strange world we've come to live. Which has brought nothing but imbalance of what we have or long to have. All leading to more evil. Somehow criminals get pardoned, right morals become wrong ones; good is being dominated by bad and gradually becoming the best according to a confused world dweller who claims to be modernized or civilized. Ask them what is civilization when you can't understand the upturned realization of an ideal world today?

Sunday, May 10, 2015

He Raped me, Dis-virgin, Got me Pregnant and Abandoned me. Now He Wants My Child.

My mother's day celebration mood was  reigned, when I was approached with this story. I felt sorry for her and I tried to understand the pain she must have felt. But I realized, no matter how hard I try, I really can't understand 1/10 of what she must have gone through and what she's going through. Infact, I cringed in fear when I tried imagining the scenario. So, here's what happened and if she's wrong to reject the man's proposal.

How do I begin to tell my story? Describe the untold humiliation of being tagged a rape victim. The constant explanation to my child when he gets bullied by those that knows about his birth. And not to mention the busy bees that won't let any man stay long in my life because of an incident that I had no control over years ago. We practically grew up together. My street was off his own but we get to bumped into one another from time to time and gradually built a bond. Friend was what I considered him to be and I thought that was all I was to him, until that faithful day. Bored in the house, I have gone visiting him, when he suggested i follow him to go visit some friend's. Unfortunately, the friend wasn't home. But he said, he had called and his friend said we could wait being that he knows were the spare key was. Little did I know I was walking into a trap. We waited for like an hour before I suggested we go back home. That's when he began love story and started touching. I gently told him how I view our relationship and if there'll be more, he'll wait until i finish youth service. It seems all I said or was saying fell into blocked ears, I fought and tried to shout, when he knocked me out.

Tyler Perry Mixed Feelings Mother's Day Message.

Happy Mother’s Day! I can honestly say that and mean it this year. The reason why it’s been hard to appreciate it for the last few years, as many of you know, is because my mother died in 2009. This is the first Mother's Day in 6 years that I didn't wake up in tears, that I didn't wake up heavy, that I didn't wake up in sadness. This morning I woke up in joy and full of gratitude. I’m so thankful for the 40 years that I had with her. I know that a lot of people didn't get that much time with their mothers. So, God thank you for Maxine and for the 40 years of memories that are in my heart forever. Thank you for the love I still feel all around me from her. I hope you know how proud I was, and still am, that you were my mamma. I love and miss you Maxine.

Thanksgiving/Farewell Service Held in Honour of President Gooluck and Patience Jonathan

Perfect timing I'll say, because the first lady is finally seen up and about after being enclosed many weeks after the Presidential election. It was a great day for the first family of Nigeria as they attended the thanksgiving/farewell service organised on their behalf. The service which held at the  Cathedral Church of Advent Life Camp Gwarimpa, Abuja, was attended by important personnel of Nigerian politics and the society at large.

"Women Who Measure Shoulders With Men Don't Live Long" - Rev E.O. Oriesaa

Mother's day won't be significant without spending time in our family/village church, First Baptist Church Aghalokpe. Several Mothering activities, teaching women to train and raise Godly children were presented to make the celebration an interesting one. Women where  asked to go seek their husbands blessings. And those that are windowed or husbands absent from service where prayed for by Rev E.O. Oriesaa. After the prayers, he charged the women on the topic, he titled: Women Who Measure Shoulders With Men Don't Live Long.

Happy Mother's Day to all of Our Beautiful Mama's.

                                       My momma and I
Happy mother's day to all the beautiful mamas who have shown us so much love and care; paid sacrifices for our success; and  to all aspiring ladies enjoy the moment before the tiny ones come with their shrilling cries. Then, i believe the debt of gratitude to God for giving you the kind of mother you have will be immeasurable :). Cheers!

Saturday, May 09, 2015

What Will the Government do to Make People Happy? Passengers Complained of 270degree Round Effurun-Warri Rounabout/flyover.

 For many years Effurun-Warri roundabout was a nightmare most days. This is because of the heavy traffic jam/go slow/hold up. Some days drivers may spend more than 3 hours maneuvering their way through the jam. Today, the road has being given a great turn over and constructed to be a fly over. That's why, it was disappointing when some passengers complained about the 270degree turn to get to the park.

The New Wine in an Old Wine Skin - World Politically Accepted Norm.

Congratulations to the British Prime Minister, David Cameron. I've read publications about how surprise some people are with his re-election and I got thinking about the bible verse  Matthew 9:17 which says: Neither do men put new wine into old bottles: else the bottles break, and the wine runneth out, and the bottles perish: but they put new wine into new bottles, and both are preserved. And I can't help but observe the contrast of this to today's world's politics.

Eight-Year-Old Found In Suitcase by Border Guards

 A Spanish court has detained an Ivory Coast man who tried smuggling his 8years old son into Europe by putting him inside a suit case. The boy was discovered when a 19year old Moroccan woman was stopped as she was waiting in line to cross in Ceuta North Africa, on Thursday. The nervous and indecisive woman as described by guards of the Guardian Civil, suitcase was put through a scanner and the boy was seen curled up inside the case. Some pf the border workers couldn't imagine what they found inside the suitcas. And this action was described to be grotesque and dramatic as a means to get into Europe by  Alfonso Cruzado, a spokesman for the Guardia Civil in Ceuta when speaking with El Mundo newspaper:

Friday, May 08, 2015

The Conversation! Nigeria Polling Units Vs United Kingdom Polling Units.

Nigeria Polling Units: We're well guarded by uniform men with arms.
UK polling Units: Yet! The place is disorganized. we're well monitored digitally. Even the wind can capture any mishap.
Nigeria polling Units: That's nothing. I have presiding/returning officers in charge of the process
UK Polling Units: Lol! Who needs that? one person is enough to assist anyone having difficulties because we're well organized.

Today's Woman: Don't Call Her Materialistic! She's Just too Responsible to Walk into Poverty With any Man. Hmmm!

Hmmm! something to chew. I hope no one's tooth gets broken.

Pictures Comparism of Electoral Procedure that Took Place in the UK 7th May and That of Nigeria March 28, 2015.



Image result for pictures of polling unit in UK elections

Thursday, May 07, 2015

Any Atom of Truth in This?


I found this on a friend's wall and thought to share. Its funny though, how the human mind works.

Cocaine Found Inside a Sweet Bar


The San Antonio police department is currently investigating  how a wrapped up cocaine was found in a packet of granola bar. This discovery was made by Cynthia Rodriguez when a small green bag emblazoned with signs of dollars fell out. Thinking she has won a prize, she called the manufacturer of General mills Inc and was adviced by the company officials to call the police.

Wednesday, May 06, 2015

Refuse to Role Play!

First of all, I'm sorry for the inactivity for sometime now, which may continue after this post, probably till tomorrow eve or Friday morning. Then, we'd bounce back to climb greater height. Oh! The break is as a result of school work load that I need to focus on, to build my intellectual capacity hehehe! Oyibo speaking, internationally recognized lady Lol! (Abeg let me not break your head with grammar)

Monday, May 04, 2015

Wrong Impressions Boys Still Goes Into Relationship or Marriage With.


WRONG IMPRESSIONS BOYS GOES INTO MARRIAGE WITH.
When we talk about why marriages fail, we usually apportion 80 per cent of the blame on the women being the home maker or builder..
Now, lets take a look into some things that boys usually do and goes into marriage with that notion that it is their right..
These things are wrong but most people don't see it that way. Yeah! Wrong impressions.
These wrong impressions are among the things that easily destroy most relationships and marriages and they include:

Get it Now! No Need to Wait for Pay Day.

In the US, a big credit card company has a TV commercial with the slogan, 'you can have it all now!' That certainly made someone happy because of the need to purchase a particular item without waiting for the pay check. All that's needed is to put it on credit card. Better yet, in developing countries like Nigeria, you get the offer of installmental payment. Some to be deducted from your salary or you gradually pay yourself. Before you realise it, a huge percentage of your salary goes for installmental payment. And what's left can barely satisfy your needs. And more debt is acquired months after months. Year after year, automatically, its accepted you can't get out of debt. But you can if you try. With so much on installment, its time to stop taking the bait and get out of debt not deeper into it. Because at this moment you feel helpless in this hole you've dug for yourself. These four principles should help. Hey! Its a good way to start.