Monday, December 14, 2015

Lol! December Mathematics Exam Paper.


DECEMBER MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER
Time: 2Hrs - 30MINS
INSTRUCTION: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS
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ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS
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1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops
you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time
wasted. (20mks)

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2.
You are dating peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see
any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in
your Thinking Capacity. Take
Pi=3.142 (20mks)


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3. (For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is
demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and
an iPhone 6s
a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15mks).
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b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5mks)
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4.
You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to
another guy. Using Trigonometric identities, Derive a general
formula for this type of love. (20mks).
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::::.. Don't Carry It Over ..::::


Examiner: Ovbije Godspower

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