Ono Pink Journal: April 2015

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Imoh Umoren - The Reason my Pants Sag is Because I work my a.. Off.

Lol! Following the successful release of indigo season 1, the award winning movie director who cruised home fron the AMVCA 2015 with the Best New Online Video award with the movie HARD TIMES has explained that; the reason his pant sag is because he work his ass off. #coughs.......gentlemen take note; if your pant isn't sagging, it means you haven't worked hard enough lol!

Round Sapele and Environs News: Who Shall Go Before Us - Ask Sapele Politicians & "Stop What You're Doing" Provost Tells Staff Of College of Physical Education and More.

The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) of Sapele are in serious controversy over who will be the Commissioner to represent Sapele Local Government Area. Many of the top politicians which includes the likes of Hon. Godwin Atose, Hon. Joyce Overah, Hon.Austine Ayemidejor, Hon. Paulinus Akpeki are all in the struggle to gain appointment with the present administration.

Cheating is expensive. Even if you have the money, it still consumes a lot of your time and your being and of course values will be lost. I.G. Akinyomi

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Lol! Jest of the Day.

I just got this broadcast from my sister and thought to share.
I hope you have a good laugh like i did.
Ehen shebi you sabi speak english
fluently?? Oya try dis!''THREE
WITCHES WISH THREE
WISHES, BUT WHICH WITCH
KNOWS WHICH WISH WHICH
WITCH WISHED.

Listening to a group of women discuss marriage issues today, i realized marital bliss isn't so blissful in some homes. Infact, its becoming an acceptable norm in some homes for the man (husbands) to:
- Cheat/Come home late (mid-night hours)/: Some say it is in their nature but everything is a choice and choices can be influenced by what a man is exposed to.
- Beat her
- and in some cases make her the bread winner of the house
They'll bear and tolerant any thing so long;
- They have peace at home
- They have some respect accorded to them
-The act is not brought to the matrimony home

The President-elect, General Buhari declared that many more captives will be rescued with time in excitement mood over the rescue of 293 girls and women from Sambisa Forest by Nigerian troops yesterday April 28th.

Nepal Earth Quake Victim Rescued After 82 Hours of Being Trapped Among Dead Bodies Reveals he Drank His Own Urine to Stay Alive.

A Nepal earthquake survivor who was trapped under rubble next to dead bodies for 82 hours today told how he stayed alive by drinking his own urine.

Rishi Khanal, 27, had just finished lunch at a hotel in Kathmandu and had gone up to the second floor when the 7.8-magnitude quake caused the building to crumble around him.

The Indonesians defended the execution of seven foreigners including four African as a vital front of its "war" on drugs as testimony emerged of how they went singing to their deaths.

Australia withdrew its ambassador in protest at the midnight executions, but Indonesian President Joko Widodo said he was merely applying "the rule of law" against narcotics traffickers.

The seven convicts -- two from Australia, one from Brazil and four from Africa -- were shot by firing squad along with one Indonesian, despite strident foreign appeals and pleas from family members.

There's speculation that three of the Africans are from Nigeria but it is not clear whether the fourth one is a Ghanaian or Nigerian nationality, here

It hurts that ours is base on speculation. And no concrete response from Nigeria Government and her people.

Wow! Have you ever felt like you're drowning in the middle of the ocean (being sexually aroused) with no means of rescue and you're left with either drowning (masturbation) or being eaten up by sharks (actually sleeping with someone)Ugrrr! None is a great ending. Then you've got to seek for a miracle.

He is a soldier that has fought wars, defuse bomb 100 times without wearing a protective mask. He loves a woman who's fond of our Lord Jesus and made a promise not to marry him if God could save his life when he had an accident.

Three Things a Lady Shouldn't Let a Man do to Her.

In most relationships, ladies are expected to play the fool. He cheats; you forgive.
Steal your money; you smile over it because he needed it.
Offends you; take the blame because he is a man. Its alright to compromise to keep your relationship, but physics has specifically said there's an elastic limit. Tolerance shouldn't be taken to be foolishness. Well, there are cases when the reverse is the case. So, there are things you shouldn't over look when your man put you through them.
- When he publicly miss threat you: Please this is not just about being beaten up in public. there are worse situation than that. Lets check some out. You attend an occasion together and he completely ignores you, hit on other ladies right in your presence, scorn at you when you try to draw his attention, shun you when you make contribution to a conversation, endless incidents that should make you realize your man isn't proud to be seen with you in public and seriously he is the complete opposite behind close door

The first lady of Nigeria, Patience Dame Jonathan grammatical blunders has been a source of joke to Nigerians and the world at large, over the years.

President Jonathan to be the First African Past Head of State to be Appointed U.N Global Crisis Envoy.

Jonathan To Be Appointed U.N Global Crises Envoy United States, France, UK, China, Russia and the United Nations set to appoint GOODLUCK JONATHAN the U.N. Global Crises Envoy.

Seven Baltimore police officers were injured on Monday as rioters threw bricks and stones and burned patrol cars in violent protests after the funeral of a black man who died in police custody.
The riots broke out just a few blocks from the site of the funeral of 25-year-old Freddie Gray in northwest Baltimore and then spread through other parts of the city, after local law enforcement warned of a threat by gangs.

The Delta State College of Physical Education has started putting on a different look with the arrival of a new provost, Prof. Emmanuel Ojeme from the department of Human Kinetics, University of Benin. All effort is being made to establish degree programs in addition to the already existing Post Graduate Diploma programs and National Certificate Diploma.

As a sport school, all relevant facility for different games has been put in place for all to have access to keep fit and stay healthy. And coaches available to give all the necessary assistance.

Ighoyota Amori was declared the winner of the Delta Central Senatorial bye election winner 26 day of April 2015. He was a commissioner under James Ibori Government. Then and now; he is referred to as the former Governor right hand man.

SEATTLE - A student gunman fired off two shots inside a Washington state high school on Monday and was tackled by a teacher before anyone was hurt, police and students said.

In the quest of fighting against malaria “The New Man” season two has been lauched and a “National Malaria Theme Song” performed by Tuface Idibia.

Gold in its truest form is said to be ugly, dull coloured, muddy and just like every other stone. But when it has being refined by passing through the fire, it becomes a valuable sparkling and beautiful jewel that man adorns himself with. That's how challenges of life are. What have you got that men uses to mock you, a big nose, lip, forehand and oh! No legs or hands? Or you're called dull head, the boy/girl that can't speak English.....? Is any or more the torn in your life? Well, if you've got it, its to serve a purpose that you need to find. Its either within you or the world.

Ighoyota Amori Emerges as the Winner of Delta Central Senatorial Re-run Election.

The Peoples Democratic Party Candidate (PDP) Chief Ighoyota Amori has been declared the winner of the Delta central senatorial bye election 26/4/15 17:43 Warri, which was conducted yesterday by INEC.

Have you read the first episode of who did I marry? If not check here I don't think there's anything more to narrate today because the picture did a good job of that but

The Nigerian Government is under serious criticism from South Africa over the withdrawal of her ambassador from Pretoria after xenophobic attack on immigrants. This move by Nigeria has been referred to as “ an unfortunate and regrettable step” by the Country’s Department of International Cooperation in a statement issued today 26 day of April.

The Delta State Commissioner of Special Duties Government House Prof. Hope Eghagha, gave his beautiful daughter Tricia hand in marriage today. The traditional wedding took place at the beautiful land of Mereje in Okpe. Check out the beautiful photos of the bride and groom after the cut.

Over the years I've read and listened to constructive and destructive criticism written and said about this lady. And I'm always surprise with how little she cares about the negative ones. That is if she cares at all. Also acting the opposite of what people expects. Although, I dont't see her as a role model but as a human being you've got to learn these three positive character from her and never to learn these three negative ones below.

AUDITION CALL

Production title: INSPIRING STORIES

Production Type: Short films (3)

Hehehe! Nigeria political pool pictures. Have you got an interpretation?

Create the World Within You.

When you discover you've been leading only half a life
the other half is going to haunt you until you develop it

Phillips Brooks
One day an eagle's egg in a nest was found by a young boy climbing the mountains. When he got home he put the egg among that of a hen. When the eagle hatched he thought he was a chicken too. He learned to behave as a chicken and scratched in the chicken yard along with his "siblings." He didn't know any better. Sometimes he felt strange stirring within himself but didn't know what to do. So, he ignored or suppressed them.

According to South African politician, Makashule Gana, a Deputy Federal Chairperson of Democratic Alliance; some of his compatriots complained to him that their anger towards Nigerians and other immigrants is base on the fact that they snatched their girlfriends.

How Absurd Can it Get Referring to Your Father as Ma? Bruce Jenner a Woman!

Lol! The strangeness of a strange world made more strange by Bruce Jenner revelation. Yeah,and I can't seems to think of nothing but laugh at the craziness of today's world. Please! If you so want to be transgender; do it before you have children or forever hold your peace. Shuo! Its a good thing for the Kardashian family to tweet their support about Bruce Jenner revelation of being a woman. But it makes me wonder can the world get any crasier than children referring to their father as ma and mother as sir or gay marriages? Seriously! Things a bit too much for even the sane mind to handle. And yes I know I may not be speaking for everyone.

Minister in presidency, Jeff Radebe has extended his sympathy and condolences to the families and countries that has lost their loved ones and citizens as a result of the violent attack on foreign nationals in south Africa.

As a way of showing appreciation for the care received, a patient drew a picture of his patient care specialist and gave it to her as a gift .Of course it looked nothing like her(patient care specialist) but it was very well appreciated because it shows her care for her patient is highly valued :).

The earth quake HERE that hit Nepal, India has also affected China leading to 719 of people death, trapped in the ruin of buildings and still counting. 467 were residents in the capital of Kathemandu valley which is one of the most populous part of Hamalayan country. Many severely injured and properties destroyed. The fatalities is mostly felt in Nepal.Climbers are presently on the run as the avalanche of everest has also be greatly affected.

Lol!
Today is the the re-run of the senatorial election that was declared inconclusive by INEC. Its of paramount importance for everyone in this region to file out with their PVC to cast their votes. Its your right. More details later.

Round the Town of Sapele: Akintola Junction Traffic a Heart Burn Disease and Black Out in Urhuakpa Over 8 Months.

We all know That most Nigerians are always in a rush. No one seems to be ready to wait for the other. And this syndrome sometimes keeps people stunk in Akintola junction traffic mostly morning and night hours. I can't fathom who to be blamed for this hideous situation.
- The government that has refused to repair the traffic lights or
- The impatient drivers, riders and passengers.
I really hope that no one (government or otherwise) will wait for a disaster before fixing the situation.

What to do When People Push You Away.

When people push you away, let them.You will do better without the crowd.
And discover how high you can fly when you fall of the cliff.

Sometimes, we tend to complicate our lives by making battles that has already being won a war. And the longer we fight, the more strength we lose.

A strong 7.9 magnitude earthquake rocks Nepal 50miles from the capital city of Kathmandu. Part of India is said to also be affected by this natural disaster. Two have been pronounced dead and most buildings in Nepal capital collapsed, causing numerous damages. The severity of the injured ones has not being specified. But people are out in the street and others are being rushed to the hospitals. More photos after the cut.

I Love You! Does it Matter?

I Love you! I Love you!! I Love you!!!
Yeah! That's supposed to be the most beautiful words amongst couples and loved ones. But today, it has become nothing but just ordinary expression of words with some people. The power of those words is gradually losing strength and value same as endearing names calling amongst lovers. Its so easy to say the words as a lie or with no string attached.

During his interview with Channels TV, the former minister of external affairs 1985-1987 under President Ibrahim Babangida administration, has stated that the Nigeria government isn't doing enough to protect Nigerians in South Africa against xenophobic attack. Many more people happened to share his view as more people are being killed and properties destroyed.

Happy 27years marriage anniversary to the American gospel singer Tamela and actor David Mann. Both has featured in Tyler Perry Movies such as "meet the Browns: Medea Family Reunion: Diary of a Mad Black Woman" etc. And presently running a TV series Mann and Wife on Bounce TV U.S.A. More lifting to them. More pictures after the cut.

Thank God for the reality of the change that most Nigerians have clamoured for; the hope that the future isn'tso bland after all; the votes that were counted and most especially, the peace that reigned after the announcement of the presidential election win. This even surprised the entire world. And has made President Good Ebele Jonathan a noble man: a knight in shinning armour that saved Nigeria and Nigerians from their worse fear of division through blood shed.

After some years of abandoning the road linking Ireto to Ojolu which has been a great concern to all residents, there is a great hope of having a better road before the full commencement of the rainy season. As there is a continuation of the road construction. All thanks to Hon Monday O. Igbuya, who has made it a point of duty to ensure that the Contractors (Cratris Construction Company) of the road resumed work as he has promised during his campaign. It is a gradual process that we believe will become a rapid one. So that the people of Ireto and Ojolu can finally bid goodbye to water logged pot holes and constant repairs of cars during the rainy season.

Inspiration Through Information.

It has come to our knowledge in the Tpj's house how people's lives can be inspired through information. The turning of situations as a result of acquired knowledge/information. So we have decided to inform you with news that can save you from ignorance and bring to your awareness all that's happening in our town(Sapele&Environs), Country (Nigeria) and the World at large. In these sub-headings
- Round The Town News (RTTN)
- Round The Country News(RTCN)
- Round The World News (RTWN)
From the entire Tpj's crew
Onomiroro Dono Okeh
Gabriel Iyanu Akinyomi
Bigdo Erhire and You.
We will work to keep information afloat and in depth. Thanks for being here with us. Bless up and Cheers!

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Shuoo! How True is This Gentlemen? Reasons Why Some Men Don't Like Women

I listened to some engineering students arguing vehemently if all men like women. They kept tossing their points to and fro that every man likes women. Not even sparing the priests. In the heat of it one of them suggested that men that don't like women are in three categories. When he has explained, the others concurred. So here are the reasons why some men don't like women. I'm going to write it exactly how he categorized it in pidgin English Lol!

What Are You Talking About? - We Are But a People.

The killing in South Africa has gotten out of hand. I'm trying to understand if the Zulu people or South Africans are returning back to the primitive and hunting nature of Africans why hunt for humans instead of wild animals? I believe zoos will need some and they still need the skin for clothing. Rather they've taken Zulu King Goodwill zwelithini speech as the hunting license to kill their fellow man. Its bad enough that we have to deal with "Terrorism" base on religion. Let's not make it worse by adding that of countries or continent. Because we are all foreigners in this world. When being referred to scientifically is as a group (Homo sapiens). No country of origin or continent is considered.

What Are You Talking About?

We spend our lives each day being reminded by our elders, pastors, friends, family and even ourselves, how powerful the mouth is. Actually the speaking action it performs. The words that comes out of our mouth will either make or break, destroy or build, protect or hurt etc. Need not I remind you of the Zulu king Goodwill Zwelithini of his hate speech that literally led to the violation of human rights, death and lost of properties. That's how powerful words can be.

Love From a Distance

I rush to the phone
When the ring is your tone
Comfort to my soul
The sound of your voice
Your rumbling laughter
Melody to the heart
Piercing to the bone
The thought of you

Friday.com - How The Broken Heart Feels.

A poem to keep your heart in check and protected for a merry weekend. I know, no one wants to walk this road.

The bridges were burnt
The waters filled with dirt
The wind hit the deck
The rain drops like stone
The heart chilled with ache
The mind unreasonable
Painful was your act
Regret was the aftermath

Snap Out of it - You Were Lied Against Not Laid in the Grave.

I know the first thought that may cross some people's mind when they read the topic will be: one is better of dead than to be lied against in a certain way. But I have this to say; its best you're alive. Someday will be the day of vindication. I understand that lies may be so well woven that one won't know where to begin untangling it. Then, it is important you remember the proverb "nothing hidden under the sun that can't be found." And of course our God is a God of vengeance (Romans 12:19). You should Google the story of George Stinney; sentenced to death at 14 and vindicated after 70years.

Letter Of Appeal To Mr & Mrs - Save The Marriage.

I choke with tears when I read or hear stories about marriages going through turbulent times, how the situation is being publicized on the internet. One begins to wonder what happened to the love shared before, on the wedding day and few weeks, months or years after wedding. Where did it go? If it died, what killed it? Can't it be resurrected or you're not willing to try? These are questions you (Mr&Mrs) sincerely need to ask and answer yourselves. The most awesome moment in marriage ceremony is the exchange of vows. The promise to hold and behold each other. The reflection of a smile and the kiss of happily ever after. With the knowledge I believe, that there may be some giants to conquer on certain occasions to stay happy. How big can those giants be to make you two flee from your own property? To give up even before the war began? What's your excuse? How difficult is it to make your word your bond? So many questions that desperately need answers.

My Meat For Your Poison.

The world is filled with insatiable needs of man and different desires. What I have may be what you're dreaming to have and what you have is my dream. There's a void to be filled or a gap to be bridged in my life with what you have. So is my thought. Unfortunately or fortunately that happens to be your thought. How can this be arranged? Becomes a thousand naira question. Seriously! It isn't worth a million naira. Because this world is made perfectly imperfect by the different possessions in our custody. The one million Naira question is "how long do you intend longing for someone else's possessions?"

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