Easter Eclectic Question - Who Did I Marry?

Most people have come to understand that marriage is like Discovery Channel. Where different characters unfold everyday (the strange, hilarious, gruesome, lovable ones). It doesn't matter the number of days, weeks, months or years, you courted before the "I do ceremony" there are lots to learn after the marriage celebration. At that time, the relationship has entered a fresh channel/new phase. If you're musically incline: you'll know there's a difference between listening and dancing to a song and actually singing the song. During the years of courtship or otherwise, you're just listening and enjoying the song. After marriage you get to sing the song and also dance to its melody. Maybe you should go with "I don marry now" #Godwin lol.
Sometimes one or both of you may completely change octave, off key or change part. But your ability to accept your mistake determines the next key you'll climb. Bottom line is; understanding, love, compromise etc should keep you two on the same key. Now the genesis of Who Did I Marry?
Easter celebration waka waka nai only me carry myself go and thank God I did. Because this post won't have being born if not for it. Oya make I knack the tori.

I went visiting my cousin after church service, few minutes in the house, her neighbour/friend (Ese I'll call her, not her real name) came in complaining. Her husband has practically finished eating the chicken she intends to fry
Ese - I'm coming to fry my chicken in this house. Choii! Husband of life has almost eaten half of it.
Rita (my cousin) - laughing; ehen base on who he be. You nor know before?
Ese: No, like seriously, I didn't. In those days, before I married him, he wasn't like that. Infact I dey fear to pitch meat. Because I nor know when he won enter kitchen, greet me weldone, then carry himself comot. Now naaa, nai another dance he dey follow me dance so.
At that moment, the husband came in, trying to scold the wife for exposing him.
Husband: but my mum warned you
Wife : how?
Husband: remember when she told you whenever you plan to use 1600 meat that will be sufficient for a pot of soup, you make it 2000.
Wife: oh that was what the many many advice that day was about. Anyway, if you pick one more meat, I'm coming to fry the rest in this house. Which kin man I marry sef?(Who Did I Marry?)
Husband: your besty for life. (This is actually the long story being cut short).
At this stage, we all were laughing at the easter drama unfolding before us. After some petting and jokes around changes that occur after marriage, he promised to behave And they left. Oh! They're barely two months married.

THE FORUM
So here is what I intend this post to be: hopefully every 3pm on sunday: the question "Who Did I Marry?" Will pop
Up here. It'll be appreciated if you share those discoveries, let's have a good laugh or give good advice. You're free to post as Anonymous, if you don't want your identity revealed. Or you could send a mail to thepinkjournalng@gmail.com or meetono@yahoo.com. I'll share, leaving your personal details out. So Who Did You Marry? Cheers!