Church Girl VS City Girl

A bit of a laugh to drain away the week hard work and freshen the mind.

 Church girl vs City girl response to certain questions:
1) How are you?
Church girl- all is well, thank God
City girl- its all cool, Baba God noni
2) Where are you?
Church girl- I'm in church for rehearsals, though I'm about leaving.
City girl- I and my gf; decided to bumped into one of her friends party. Its all groovy.
3) What's your stand about premarital sex?
Church girl- marriage is honourable with bed undefiled. But is not easy shaa
City girl- don't deceive yourself! You can't eat any food without tasting it. You have to be sure its palatable. Don't go and marry impotent man all in the name of church
4) What's your definition of indecent dressing?
Church girl- when you expose sensitive body parts
City girl- when you're not wearing the latest design in town.
5) How will you like to spend your weekend
Church girl- do some clean up, read and study
City girl- I'm hitting the new night club with some dudes that just got in town from oversea.. No time!
6)Where will you prefer to marry
Church girl- in church in God's presence
City girl- court straight, that's when he'll think twice before divorcing incase of any miss calculation.
7) What kind of relationship do you want with in laws
Church girl- a good one, whereby they'd consider me as their daughter
City girl- cordial but everybody should maintain their lane. If possible, marry a man that's motherless. I nor want wahala.