The Conversation: Bass VS Piano

Did you see Cat VS Dog from last week?
I can only imagine the conversation that may go on between a piano and a bass guitar right there on stage in a concert hall filled to capacity (forgive my imaginative limits; music is a language I love)
Bass: Look at you Piano…looking all so bright and shiny on the center stage
Piano: I know, right? Look at the spotlights…the scenery…the props…the crowd…all so amazing!
Bass: With this fly look of yours, coupled with your sensual notes, I'll bet no one will even notice me here all through the concert…(shaking head) but we're buddies though, and I'm happy for you.

The Conversation: Cat VS Dog

Cat: Hey! I'm soft and beautiful.

Dog: Oh yeah! I'm strong and beautiful.
Cat: Look, I purr when given a rub down. It gives my owner pleasure.
Dog: I bark when bad people threaten my owners, and the enemies are afraid. It makes my owner love me.
Cat: Oh yeah? The elderly ones love having me as a pet because I'm sweet to cuddle.
Dog: The young ones love me because I'm fierce.
Cat: Ok. I'm better trained to be cautious.